When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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