Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Randomize
