he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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