Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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