Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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