Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Randomize
