If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You need a sexual gate keeper
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
God, I missed his penis.
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