his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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