Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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