Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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