and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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