As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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