actually, I'm a sock model
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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