I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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