I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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