you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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