And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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