never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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