he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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