I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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