how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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