Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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