I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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