i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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