Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
