Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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