I want to make a zoo with you.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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