Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Are we in a gay sports bar?
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
