His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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