I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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