Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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