Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
