We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Drunk is not a location!
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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