i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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