I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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