youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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