Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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