How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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