I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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