Banned from zoo.
Again?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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