I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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