You're completely useless in the revolution.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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