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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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