you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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