She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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