you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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