So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I can't trust your balls anymore.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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