I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
God, I missed his penis.
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