I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
