You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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