So drunk, too bad you don't want this
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
